White Dog held her deck of index cards. The panel consisted of Nilla, Pearl, Tezenegy, and Bella who listened to the clues and tried to figure out which of the contestants were the imposters. "Just like the TV show from the 1950's," White Dog explained to a group of very confused panelists and the two imposters. Only White Dog, myself and the truth speaker knew the one telling the truth.
Contestant # 1: I am a counter surfer. Nothing is more challenging than jumping up and stretching my paws far across the horizontal surface to capture a purloined treat or treasure. Sometimes I run outside with the "goods;" other times I just can't wait and scarf it down right on the floor. Sometimes I share. Like this morning I earned the nickname 'BB' when I managed to snag the stick of butter that dad left on the counter. I ate the goods on the kitchen floor and then tried to share the wrapper by placing it on momma's foot. She was so ungracious that I had to grab it back and run outside.
Contestant #2: I am a counter surfer. Nothing is more challenging than jumping up and stretching my paws far across the horizontal surface to capture a purloined treat or treasure. Sometimes I run outside with the "goods;" other times I just can't wait and scarf it down right on the floor. Sometimes I share. Like this morning I earned the nickname 'BB' when I managed to snag the stick of butter that dad left on the counter. I ate the goods on the kitchen floor and then tried to share the wrapper by placing it on momma's foot. She was so ungracious that I had to grab it back and run outside.
Contestant #3: I am a counter surfer. Nothing is more challenging than jumping up and stretching my paws far across the horizontal surface to capture a purloined treat or treasure. Sometimes I run outside with the "goods;" other times I just can't wait and scarf it down right on the floor. Sometimes I share. Like this morning I earned the nickname 'BB' when I managed to snag the stick of butter that dad left on the counter. I ate the goods on the kitchen floor and then tried to share the wrapper by placing it on momma's foot. She was so ungracious that I had to grab it back and run outside.
White Dog looked at the panelists. "Do you have your questions ready? Each of you will ask three questions and then you will cast your vote for which contestant is telling the truth. Nilla, you may begin the questioning."
Audience please feel free to play along.
2 comments:
Does the Butter Bandit wear a mask?
Number 3 looks a little worried, could it be from a Mum's "ungracious look"?
Jo
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