October 8, 2021

White Dog said, "Roman surely thinks fast on his feet."

He was in the kitchen trying to prevent Steve from cleaning up vomit with the argument, "But Dad, wolves, cows and birds all regurgitate their food. So does the anaconda and the jackal. It makes the meal more digestible and is, consequently, healthier." Steve was having none of it and sent Roman out to us.

I held up a hand. "Don't even start. Five minutes on Wikipedia does NOT make you an expert. I happen to know that when your 'meal' consists of mat fibers shredded from the mat that your body vomits to tell you that your menu choice was a bad one. Maybe in a little while you can try some white rice and chicken broth. In the meantime check your treat fund to see if you can afford to replace the ottoman cover."