7.02.2015

July 1, 2015

White Dog pretended not to notice that the Darker White Dog was trying to get her attention. Zsofia paced back and forth in front of where WD rested on the chair. She sat politely and stared. She wooed.

"For dog's sake," YoYoMa staged whispered, "ask the kid what she wants!"

WD looked up as though she just realized Zso was there. "Yes?"

"You all haven't mentioned anything and my birthday is in just three days. I will be one year old! I haven't seen any packages come in that might be presents and the time is getting close. I am hoping to start my party at the first sign of light on the 4th so you all will need to have everything ready pretty darn soon. If you haven't shopped yet, like if you are going to the mall or something, I have prepared a Zsofia Wish List that might make your task easier." With that she handed White Dog a sheaf of papers and then ran outside..."so my brothers and sisters can plan freely."

The first request was a simple one...
The White Dog Army gathered around to see the list. They laughed at her second choice...
a lamb shank as tall as she was
"Maybe if she would stop eating Candace's plants she could get this wish for a bountiful garden," Storm quietly said...
WD laughed out loud at this request and Zsofia's note that it was a gift to share "with Dad, so we can go on special rides." "Sweet child," WD said to the photo, "THIS would be MY carriage.
Zso cleverly pitched her next gift idea as a "fun, family vacation for ALL of us." "That is what this 17 year old lady needs," Puff puffed, "an extreme tundra sled pulling experience!"
White Dog turned to the last page and silently showed the image to the WDA. "Oh yeah...NO!" was the paws down response to the suggestion that we bring home some Sibe brothers and sisters. "Not because I don't love you, family...but think of how much more fun we could have if there were more like me?"
"Oh, and please can I have special cake and hot dog pizza for my party? Nothing too fancy..."
A hamburger shaped cake would be perfect with lots of frosting and tasty candles.

4 comments:

Stephen Sehi-Smith said...

I like the white Ferarri...

Random Felines said...

Holy cod.....that's quite a list. :)

Brian said...

That's a great wish list, Happy Birthday sweet one!

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Somedoggy will be needed a grown up library card soon. Happy early bark day!
Sally Ann and Andy