White Dog addressed her troops. "It is that time of the year, friends, when we must be diligent in perimeter and receiving department security. Pearl, you must sound the alarm the minute the delivery trucks drive into view. Door greeters be on the ready for the mailman and strangers bearing gifts. Every envelope must be sniffed...and every box given the full snooter inspection. The White Dog Army needs to be on top of things this holiday. WHAT is arriving? Where did it come from? And especially, does it contain anything for US? The next six days are critical. I know I can count on each of you."
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The General has spoken!
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