"My heavens, brother," she said, "Footies AND that mess under your chin put you FIRST on this weekend's Spa list. I am glad you so enjoy your dinner but maybe momma ought to make you a bib so that you stay fresh and clean."
Teez looked at her and smiled. "I just happen to LOVE all of the good foods that maybe I gobble a bit too fast. But I can't help myself."
"Don't worry, Bud," Steve told him. "Your new slow bowl might help."